Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Dorks - Surface Tension = Bath Time Fun

mentos diet coke/pepsi explosion
This is what we would be doing if we weren't getting laid.

Crazy Po Folk

X-Games Russia
This is what would've happened to us if we were too poor to suck at skateboarding.
Via BG

Sunday, February 26, 2006

By Request of the Captain...

YouTube - Real Transformer
"It's the end of the world as we know it. Soon they'll become self-aware and enslave all of mankind. I swear to God, we'll be servants and playthings for robots in our lifetime. We have to stop these madmen before they bring the apocolypse down upon us......

Whatever, I'm retarded. it's still a cool clip, though."
Via The Captain

Friday, February 24, 2006

One more Reason South Dakota Sucks


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S.D. House Approves Abortion Ban Bill - Yahoo! News:

"Republican Gov. Mike Rounds [pictured above] said he was inclined to sign the bill, which would make it a crime for doctors to perform an abortion unless it was necessary to save the woman's life. The measure would make no exception in cases of rape or incest."

I need to re-register to vote before it's illegal to touch myself.

The 12 Biggest Money Mistakes: Money Matters - Yahoo! Finance

The 12 Biggest Money Mistakes: Money Matters - Yahoo! Finance:

"11. Don't pass up a Roth IRA.

The Roth is an absolute slam dunk. Yes, it's true there is no initial tax break: You invest money that you've already paid tax on, unlike a 401(k) where you get an upfront tax break because your contribution is pre-tax.

But the Roth pays off later. Your money grows tax-deferred while it's invested, and when you withdraw the funds in retirement --assuming you're at least 59 � and have had the account at least five years -- you won't pay one penny in tax. Meanwhile, all your 401(k) or 403(b) withdrawals will be taxed at your ordinary income tax rate.

I also like the great flexibility you get with a Roth: The money you contribute can be withdrawn at any time, without having any tax or penalty to pay. It's only the earnings in your Roth that need to stay put until you're 59 � to avoid any tax or penalty. While you should avoid needlessly raiding your retirement account, easy access to your Roth contributions is a nice emergency safety cushion for you.

So if you're eligible for a Roth IRA, you're crazy to pass it up. If you're single and have modified adjusted gross income below $95,000, or are married and file a joint tax return with MAGI below $150,000 you're able to invest the full $4,000 annual limit in a Roth this year. If you happen to be at least 50-years old, your limit is $5,000. Invest $4,000 a year for the next 30 years, earn an average 8 percent annual return, and you'll have nearly $500,000."
Via PeaMouthChub

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ice Worms, They're so hot right now.


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The Seattle Times: Ice worms
These ice worms live in glacier and don't do well above -40 degrees F. For rizzle.
Via DIGG

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

For Sale


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Donahoe Racing Tacoma Doublecab

All this can be yours. I think they might've voided the warranty.
2004 Score Baja 1000 Winner

$40,000.00

* Race Ready
* Super Clean Fab Work By Donahoe Racing
* 3.4 Toyota V6
* Toyota Automatic Transmission
* Ford 9” Rear End
* Donahoe Racing By-pass Shock
* 57.5” Deaver Race Springs.
* 12” Front Travel
* 18” Rear Travel
* GPS
* PCI Race Radio
* 3 Seat Intercom System
* 3 Beard Seats
* 10 HID Lights
* Walker Evans Bead Locks
* Tons of Spares

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Glucomadness


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IThe GlucoTrack
Diabetic sufferers may have a couple less pricks to deal with:
"The device measures glucose levels via an ear clip. The device needs to be recalibrated only once a month and can support up to 3 users, each with an individual earring unit."
Via Medgadget

Sunday, February 12, 2006