Gay Robot

Gay Robot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

AllerCat

Biotech Cats Wouldn't Trigger Allergies
First GloFish, Now this. They have finally figured out a way to make cats allergy free. Now if they could just figure out how to stop them from from crapping in my bathroom and tracking their litter about the house. Then, and only then..I probably still wouldn't want another one.

But wait there's more!!!

Apple intros iPod Photo, iPod U2, iTunes 4.7
Now I'm getting excited, but unfortunately I'm not rich. Color screen ipod that syncs to iPhoto!
Good thing my next pc is a M-A-C.

Backtoos

Is is just me or did Abercromie & Fitch start giving out free lower back tattoos out with their "All-American" "Already been worn" clothing. Sororities all across our great land are making it harder and harder to be punk rock. Maybe the punks should fight back, and buy ruffled skirts and uggs. Uhmmm... Ok, i'll trying to think of something better.

Desktop Download

Google Desktop Search Download
I know, I know googlely, googlely, goo... blah blah blah. But here's the thing, IT'S BETTER!!! So haters, don't be trippin'.

The Jack Ass Theory

This theory is based on the type of person you all know. The Jack Ass who doesn't realize everyone thinks they are a Jack Ass. Their only real friends continue on because they feel sorry for the subject. The rest of them are not really their friends and are just irritated with their existence. Every now and then the Jack Ass will find out that someone close to them does not like them. They then ask why the person feels this way. This moment of questioning is the closest they ever come to knowing the real truth. The instant an honest explanation is given the subject's ego quickly reassembles the information in their own favor.

Back in Black

U2 Black iPod I don't remember what I was going to write about before, but this is pretty huge for the music business as a whole. I never really got into the U2 thing, but I dig their groove man. hehehe Actually, the idea of them releasing their new album and other selected "Greatest Hits" on a customized iPod is genius. Especially, if a company is trying to tap into a gadgetphobic 30-something crowd.

Human Chip Cookies

FDA: Chip Implant Can Be Used to Get Health Records
I'm the last person to be spouting off any religious soap boxes, but if you know anything about that last chapter of el libre this one will give you the shivers.

Intestinal Fortitude

willpower
Somethings new, by somethings old. I believe this may be my new favorite live show. Part Micheal (w/o the little kid vibe), part janet (w/o the nipple gear), part audience participating dancing goodness, and all willpower. The central figure of this musical assault on your coordination is also the lead singer for the indie rock royalty, Imperial Teen. Missing them in a town near you would hurt like the child you haven't had.

virgin record

The lovely lady badcat has been so kind as to release me into the bloggy bandersnatch. We will see where it leads.