Well...they are very sensible

Mini-Van FWD
Ok, maybe I'll get a minivan now.

Site O' the day

Rainy Day 
Rainy Day Magazine
Found a new gadetwhore site. and it seems to be based out of Boston. So maybe we'll get the info a couple hours sooner. I'm totally stealing stuff from them...then siting them, of course.

Healthy Fuckers

MapMyRun
Here's a site I use to map the distance of my runs. And here's the sentence where I say something clever maybe with some type of sophmoric sexual inuendo. Sorry folks, but nursing school has sucked it out of me. hehehehhe I said "sucked". hehehe

Pimp the Indies

weed, fuel, or buttocks 
Pump Audio
This is for all you unsigned fools. I love this idea. They get a bunch of indie music together in one place. Then, mass media comes to them looking for music that won't break the budget. MTV uses it and even European companies are using it. It's a non-exclusive agreement, and you still own all of the rights to your music. They do take a 50% cut of the licensing fees, but that's 50% you never would've seen in the first place. I'm definitely checking this out...

3 Taps are better than getting kicked in the head

tap tap tap... 
THE UBER TAP
Yes, the name is Uberific and no, I'm not a fan of standing in the keg line. And why don't the chicks ever pump? Here's somewhat of a solution: Three taps, foot pump, and some genious finally figured out you might need a different taps system for different beers. Besides, you can always hire a chick to pump it. What-EVER...I just drink hard liquor, beer has to many calories.
Via Gizmodo

Brand New Crap

E61 
Nokia E61
Nokia is going to be releasing the E61, their version of the crackberry killer. Looks like it has all the smart phone accoutrements: full keyboard, calendar, and multiple email push solutions. "Users will also be able to manage full attachments such as documents, spreadsheets, presentations, PDF viewer and ZIP manager, and an editing function (document, spreadsheet and presentation) are included." They are also releasing the E70, cool new version of my own favorite phone style with the candybar flip keyboard for those who don't like talking into cd cases. Now, I'm just waiting for Apple's take on the cell phone.
Via Pocket Lint

E70 

Portable Porn

iNough Already 
Apple - iPod
I know, I know. apple this and apple that... But now it plays video. I hope it doesn't make me crossed eyed like when I play tiger wood's golf on my tiny cell phone screen. Some day when I'm rich, or when my mom sends me some scrilla for x-mas, I'll get one just in time to find out they put out one with more memory or holigraphic features. It think that this might be a new phobia: future DAPhobia. Hmmmm I claim it. Now everyone must site me to use the term (preferably in APA format).
Via Apple

Unicef bombs the smurfs!

They're Smurfed 
The Smurfs Get Smurfed!
Unicef got the rights to bomb smurf village in a commercial designed to shock and awe the world community to bring attention to the child victims of the wars brewing in Third World countries. Their next Victim: Gem, because she is excitment.
Via ad-rag

Mac's X-mas List

peckers 
wooden pecking woodpecker
Help little mackenzie celebrate the birth of Santa Claus. By the way I met a lady who claims to have known the actual St. Nick. She also wanted me to swat the giraffe on the wall.

For Kids?

Ride This 
rodeo ride-on ball
Latest award recipient for Unintentional Sex Object:
The Rodeo Ride-On Ball.
I think this might become a series. Email me your nominations.

I'll burn down the building

red swingline stapler 
So I have this red swingline stapler. Something is so pleasing about driving the staple through my papers and assignments. They should make a stapler that makes it look like the paper bleeds where you staple it. hmmmmm... I think I'm going to bed early tonight.

dash dash dash

I F'ing hate perforated pages. I think it was invented by the retarded brother of someone really rich to trick people into thinking you can actually rip something in a clean line only to be left with a huge gouge out of the previously unharmed page. *&^*%!!!

Clash of Titans

snator 
python, alligator dead in Florida's swampland

Google Desktop

Google Desktop
I know some of you may have already heard of this, but I finally downloaded it. So far so good. It has some type of almost creepy intuitive thing about it. I tells you the local temp, news, clips from your favorite blogs (which I didn't tell it), pictures from you hardrive and websites. All this and it incorporates your own hardrive into googles search window. Crazy stuff.

Mac's x-mas list

iz 
/ :: Z I Z Z L E :: /
Here's furbie cousin. I think he's a dj groupie. by messing with his ears and nose you can control all types of beats and sounds. And if you flick the dingle berry on his head he make some sort of scratching sound. All that and you don't have to put up with 13 year old girls swinging glow sticks at your junk. Unless you're into that.

Snooze Whores

Sonic Grenade 
Sonic Alarm
"Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic "fire in the hole" and lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That's not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. It's stupid, and brilliant, and will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not." Something like 16 bucks, F'in rad!!!
Via Boing Boing

Google Search Tips 2005

Google Search Tips 2005
Found this one on Lifehacker. Pretty self-explainatory, but very helpful.