My first pod cast!!!

Here's the instructions. get a tape recoder and read this entry into it. then record it onto your computer in mp3/aac, and den find it in iTunes (cause the apple-Man says their the coolest) here goes:
Bien venidos! to the first lacubrioustempo pod cast in history, everyone here listening to this is just realizing how wierd their voice sounds recorded. and just in case you were wondering you really do sound like that nasaly freak you hear in your very white ear buds. I have to work today and that sucks harder than a drunk attention craving sorrority girl at a frat house. and no, they won't respect you in the morning, or later that night for that matter. And how did i miss the memo: All frat freaks in chico, can all of you start dressing like kanye west. This outfit includes(but is not limited to) one "light red" polo shirt with the collar turned up. If you can manage to fit one size smaller it will make your chico girlfriend's innertube look alittle smaller. (end of memo)

Chico Back

Ok, here goes...Ladies of the greater Chico area, just because you can squeeze your ass into those pants, does not...I repeat, DOES NOT mean you should wear them in public. The combination of this and the too tiny, too short top compresses a once reasonable amount of fluff into an inner tube just above your now artificially shrunken ass. For the love of all that is holy...Stop at once! Think of the children...

Prefabulous

Clever little thing 
I was planning for later when we're really really rich and have a vacation getaway or two. I would like one near a lake and one in the snow or maybe just one next to Lake Tahoe. I wanted them small and cozy so there was less to destroy and more importantly, less to clean. I think both of these can be had (prebuilt, transported and installed on your property) for less than $100,000. Of course there are options to stack ore connect more to expand them to your liking, but I'm diggin on the small and simple tip. For my snow house I really like the Clever Mini seen above, but I don't know about that roof line. Then for the lake there is the Wee House with it's wall to wall and ceiling to floor windows on the back and front sides. Beautiful simplicity and I'll just fill'em with futons so everyone can sleep over.

No more pricks?

Sugar Watch 
Glucoband
This might be good for some people that are planning on getting diabetes.
"The Glucoband is a compact electronic scanning device that utilizes a bio-electromagnetic resonance phenomenon to non-invasively measure blood glucose levels in the human body, and to continuously monitor the blood glucose level."
but wait there's more... I tells time.

Pocket DLP Projector & Home Theater System

Movie Time 
Pocket Projector
I don't know any one with pockets this big but this small projector would be pretty nice for some covert swat movie watching or something. Actually i really don't know the point. They say camping. I say porno under the stars.
Via Gizmodo

Tivoli Audio

Model Satellite 
Tivoli Audio
You can add this to my wish list. It's the Tivoli Henry Kloss radio with Sirius Satellite radio. I would really want it if you could use one subscription to Sirius for your car and other recievers, so that and the cheddah are probably going to keep me from getting it. The righteous alternative (which I probably will eventually get is Tivoli PAL (portable audio laboratory) which is a very clean and simple am/fm radio to whilch you can plug auxilary audio devices (i.e. cd player, iPods, etc.). It also comes in all sorts of silly colors.

Lazer Tag

Lazer Tag 
Lazertag 2-Player Deluxe Set
This would be soooo cool in Idaho. I think I could be much more lethal with lazer light. I would be at least be more dangerous to a pizza box than I was with a revolver. This is not the lazer tag from our childhood. LCD on the gun and Heads up display in the included glasses. Radical!