Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Muffin-top mayhem!


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Muffin-top mayhem!
"It's called a muffin top: that unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants, like a muffin bursting out of the pan."

Chico Back has become an international sensation! The new fasion violation is explained in great detail in this informative article. And watch out guys, muffin tops aren't necessarily gender specific.

"And low-rise jeans have made things only worse: Where traditional jeans had a thinning silhouette, hitting at the waist, low-riders sit at the hips - or what Life & Style's Tamara Glenny calls "the bulging point."

Glenny also cautions that ill-fitting tops are as deadly as too-tight pants. "Tight stretchy tops are a problem, even though we always think of stretch as a good thing," she explains. "There's only so much stretch can do: if there's a lot of you, and not enough stretch, it actually enhances the muffin top."

So as my friend shell says, "that doesn't fit you, Size up biznatch!"
via nydailynews

4 comments:

E said...

hahahaha!! I guess I should watch out for that myself, it just kinda creeps up on you...and before you know it people will start calling me muffin girl!

Lacubrious said...

You'll be fine just keep wearin' those moo moos.

Anonymous said...

Two weeks between posts does not a blogger make...

Lacubrious said...

anonymous has a dumb name.