Old Skool meets New Skool

HULGER US
I hate having to talk on my actual cell phone for too long, so I'm getting the P*Phone by Hulger.

- Plugs directly into MAC + PC
- Plug-and-play, no need for software installation
- Works with all VoIP services (Skype, iChat, GoogleTalk, Vonage, Yahoo, etc.)
- Phone can plug directly into USB*ADAPTOR � ideal for use with laptop when travelling or in a WiFi zone
- Adaptors are included for compatibility with the majority of mobile/cell phones
- Reduces exposure to radiation from mobile/cell phones by around 95%
- Button answers and ends calls on most mobile/cell phones
- Handset Cord Length 1.5 metres

It doesn't hurt that the white ones are 40% off. Yes, it's a bit cheese ball, but that works for me too.
Via Josh Spear

Jam in your Pocket

Jam Sessions
Now all of you who don't have the DS will be a little sadder. Jam Sessions is guitar for the DS that you play on the touch pad.

You change chords with the D-pad. The stylus can be strummed soft or hard, fast or slow. And the responsiveness was impressive, especially considering you're playing a pocket-sized system.

Via KK Cool Tools

Touch it

iPod Touch gets official
Finally, all the iPhone goodness without the pesky phone. The mini OSX, Same dimensions except thinner (no phone innards), multitouch, WiFi (interweb), and 8GB and 16GB flash memory($299, $399). Sweet!
For those of you that still want the phone they dropped the 4GB and now only have the 8GB for $399 ($200 price drop!).
Via Engadget

This will screw you up. (NSFW)

Klown Erotika
Wait till you see what they do in the Klown car. Also, NSFC (not safe for Coulrophobic).
Via Ectoplasmosis

Daft Hip Hop

Kanye West Stronger Video

You decide.

GrandCentral: The New Way to Use Your Phones

GrandCentral: The New Way to Use Your Phones
This one's kinda big. Grandcentral give you one phone number that rings all of your phone: home, work, and cell. Some of it's services include:

Never miss a call you want to take, never take a call you want to miss
-Have one phone number you can keep for life
-Choose which of you phones ring, even by group or caller
-Screen callers and ListenIn before accepting the call
-Protect your privacy by blocking annoying or uninvited callers

Check out the link to see even more features. They have way to access everything from mobile phones, so I'm sure there will be mobile functionality that some fruity phones don't even have yet. Service has temporarily been shifted to a beta invite only, but when it's ready I'm sure it will be available to all of us in it's googly free form. Gotta love'em.
Via Cnet

Now in Windows flavor

Safari 3 Public Beta
Safari, Apple's Browser, is now available in our windows world. It's pretty sweet looking and should work with most of what you search on the interweb. I think this was a concession to make the iPhone look more universal. Now I'm one step closer to a Mac.
LT Approved

Get Joost

Joost™ - Please invite me!:
From the team that brought you Skype. Joost is the next wave of media 2.0.

"Get your invitation to Joost today and you'll enjoy a TV-like experience enhanced with the choice, control and flexibility of Web 2.0. Joost can be accessed from your PC or Mac with a broadband Internet connection and offers broadcast-quality content for free."

Update: This link no longer works, but if your nice I'll invite you myself.

This is more like it.

Canon PowerShot TX1
720p video at 30 fps, 7.1 MP stills, SD, SDHC, Multimedia and MMCplus cards.
$500. This is what I've been waiting for.

My google's better than...

Fugitive Thought

"Gmail users receiving attached documents now have the ability to view them via Google Docs and Spreadsheets, which presents a sleek in-browser word processor interface. Emails arriving with a document attached will now display a "open as a google document" in addition to the usual "View as HTML" and "Download" options."

Google Docs and Spreadsheets
I'm really interested in trying out the collaborative features of docs and spreadsheet. I just have to figure out a good reason to try it. Docs also exports to Microsoft Word, OpenOffice, RTF, PDF, and HTML.
Via Digg

iWant 
Apple - iPhone
Technical Specifications (Via Apple)
Screen size (3.5 inches),Screen resolution ,(320 by 480 at 160 ppi),Input method (Multi-touch),
Operating system(OS X),Storage(4GB or 8GB),
GSM (Quad-band (MHz: 850, 900, 1800, 1900),
Wireless data (Wi-Fi (802.11b/g) + EDGE + Bluetooth 2.0),Camera (2.0 megapixels)
Battery (* Up to 5 hours Talk / Video / Browsing * Up to 16 hours Audio playback),Dimensions (4.5 x 2.4 x 0.46 inches / 115 x 61 x 11.6mm)
Weight (4.8 ounces / 135 grams)

Finally...

Try putting this on your feet... 
STILETTO 100 SL100
"# Live portable reception of SIRIUS programming
# Stores up to 100 hours of live SIRIUS Satellite Radio programming (2 GB)
# Automatically records your favorite SIRIUS Satellite Radio 100% commercial-free music
# One touch recording of up to 10 hours of live, individual songs from SIRIUS Satellite Radio’s 100% commercial-free music
# Schedule & record up to 6-hour blocks of your music programming, talk or news from SIRIUS Satellite Radio broadcasts.
# Listen to SIRIUS Internet Radio over an accessible WiFi network
# Download and manage MP3/WMA files with included My SIRIUS Studio™ software for Windows PCs
# Bookmark your favorite songs and easily purchase though
# Yahoo! Music Jukebox™ provides a simple and easy way for you to purchase, download your favorite SIRIUS songs
# Compatible with most internet music providers download and subscription services (Not compatible with AAC files)
# Exclusive Aurora user interface provides easy access to your favorite SIRIUS live and stored content with a bright 2.2' full color display
# Enhanced media dial with six-way navigation control that puts everything at your fingertips
# SIRIUS Replay™—Pause, rewind and replay 44 minutes of live radio
# 30 channel presets
# Audible channel names
# GameAlert™—Prompts when your favorite games are being broadcast and alerts you when the scores change
# GameZone™—Lists all your favorite teams in one category and lets you select a different team from each of the various sport leagues including NFL, NBA, NHL� and college sports"
Via Gizmodo