The Yougoogley of Pea Mouth Chub

RIP Pea Mouth Chub
The Chub (pictured in red) has left the building due to outsiders revealing his "secret shady life". He enjoyed 42 inch 1080p LCD flat panels TVs, video games involving vehicle theft, and doing blow off of hookers butts. He will be remembered for not really contributing to society and not caring that much about animal spaying and neutering.
His last last words were, "yeah... I don't know.... I like my drinks cheap and my women Furries"

Toasty

Quiznos Sponge Monkey Commercial

The Fat Fight

National Obesity Chart
The bible belt loosens up a notch.
Via engadget

This will screw you up. (NSFW)

Klown Erotika
Wait till you see what they do in the Klown car. Also, NSFC (not safe for Coulrophobic).
Via Ectoplasmosis

Way more punk than me.

Keith Richards snorted his dad
Via Boing Boing

Fox takes another crap to the right

Bill O'Reilly is Rad and so is Fox News

Bill O'Reilly abuses and cuts the mic of retired Colonel Ann Wright, 29-year veteran of the US Army, after she refuses to fall victim to his leading, dishonest questions and smear tactics. Apparently in Bill's demented world, criticizing the actions of President Bush in explicitly violating international law — something Col. Wright spent years teaching — constitutes "blaming" America.

Video and transcript after the link.
Via Digg

Hyponatremia Audio

Excerpt of Jan. 12, 2007 KDND "Morning Rave" - Sacramento Bee
Just listen. Equal parts stupid and creepy.

Ouch!

YouTube - Kramer
This so much worse than it sounded when you read about it.

A Tale of Two Muppets

Ernest and Bertram