Rent Me

bleep 
What the Bleep Do We Know!?:
This movie makes me wonder why we do anything. A "hybrid documentary" that bucks your paradigms out of the park. It could very well confuse the bleep out of you, but you'll still come out smarter in the end. Reality is really what you make of it. This more than affirms my "Jackass Theory" (refer to much earlier entry). Am I even writing this? Are you really reading this? Besides, Marlee Matlin is still pretty bleepin' hot.

File Under: Useful Crap

the Clizzock 
Cerealart - Feed Your Head!
Here's the Yoshimoto Nara flip clock. I've always dug these clocks and this one awakens my inner child, but not in that creepy "let's have a sleep-over" Micheal Jackson kinda way.

It's a Boy!

Cooper 
Dogster ::Cooper
Here's my new baby boy. Isn't he adorable. Now Miles has someone to be tormented by. Ain't Karma a bitch. (no puns were harmed in the writing of this blog entry)

$14 Steadycam

Steady handed Stud 
Video Camera Stabilizer
This is one for the po-folks like me who want to produce a non shakey home video. These devices can cost $800, and that's for the cheap 3rd party ones. You will need a video camera (idiot, heheheh)And NO, it is not for one handed use...perverts

Babe 5: Chickens in the City

The Eglu 
Omlet Eglu
Not nearly as crappy as the movie. This is the Dogloo for chickens. They supply you with the most pimped out hen house ever, two hens (no morning wake-ups) and a good sized run. Fresh eggs for without the guilt or hormones. And if your chickens don't work, there's a 28-day money-back guarantee. I think badcat needs this one, and Pea Mouth Chub is not allowed to own/visit farm animals until after his 30th birthday due to an teenage incident in Davis, California's backcountry.

Bacon Whores

A Bacon Whore 
Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.

Madpimp.com: for a more better world

Madpimp.com
This chica is off of her goddamn rocker...and I'm getting strange tickly sensations in my nether regions. I just wish those two things had anything to do with each other... I'm gonna go take a shower. so while I'm gone let's all get schooled on how to rock a f&*kin' blog.

I *&^%$# HUCKABEES

That was one of the most godawful movies I've seen in a long long time. I will never get those hours back. never...

Dogster

Miles Dogster :: Miles
Here's my boy. This is Miles de poog. He is so very spastic and needs a big dog to play with. Any ideas?

She's the bitch that I want...

Jewel 
The Bitches
I want a bullmastiff. That's it. Preferably from this breeder. I've visited the breeder, Raintree Bullmastiffs, and played with Jewel (pictured above)for awhile. It's a lot like frolicking with a backhoe. Now all I need is $1600. I accept paypal and all major credit cards.

Go Go Gadgets

#99 Red Swingline Stapler 
The Top 100 Mobile Gadgets of All Time
This is such a cool list. As you might've known I am in awe of any type of gadget. The more it can do the better (as long as it looks good doing it). From the Red Swingline to the Moto Bravo Pager (big for me in '94 when the associated language was used to communicate with Kree, my ex...ah summer lovin') this is the list to check out if you love stuff.79732

Apple - iPod mini

iPod mini 
New iPod minis
Apple has now introduced a 6 GB iPod at the $250 price and dropped the the 4GB to $200. This is getting freakin' crazy. The battery life is also up to 18 hours. I use my iPod shuffle all the time and I haven't recharged it in weeks and it only has a twelve hour charge. If iPods start giving happy endings I'm so there.

alarm, alarm

Starck's Clock 
Starck Clock
Just incase you were worried that Starck hasn't designed enough stuff, here's his answer to the home/alarm clock. It come in 3 sizes, with varying functions from shining the time on the ceiling to the clock radio. It is also the weather clock I fiend for my bathroom wall (that I leave bare until the cheddah cometh). Indoor/outdoor(max 3 alternate sensors), barometric history, and the most important... me likey! (my birthday is on wednesday)

Coink Piggy Bank

coink coink 
MoMA Online Store: Coink Piggy Bank
My birthday is coming up and I need a new piggy bank to save money for my new 20' iMac and my really expensive bullmastiff I don't have yet. There is your not so subtle hint.

Red Vs Blue

Red vs. Blue 
Red Vs Blue � News
I know, the graphic makes it seem like male video game time, but it's not. Someone watching this could actually get laid, and I'm not talking Sims 3:Pimpin' in the City. These guy take characters from a popular team shooter game, Halo, and put them through senarios then dub in sound for the funniest damn thing I've seen this year since The Notebook.

Nap Time

sleep mask 
Here's my latest completed project(refered to in an earlier blog). I've always wanted a sleep mask for the day naps, but I couldn't find one I liked or wanted to pay alot of cheddah for. Since I don't think there are enough skull shaped ones out there, I designed this one. I tried it out yesterday, and napped my ace off.

Fontifier

your font here 
Fontifier - Your own handwriting on your computer!
I found this one on lifehacker. You can make a font using your own handwriting. Just print there template write the alphabet and numbers and scan it in. Nine dollars later everyone can see how college note taking ruined your B+ cursive.

The Human Clock

humanclock 
A Photo for Every Minute of the Day
I've been seeing this site everywhere. It really doesn't need much explanation. It uploads the pics every minute. Take your pic(k): Digital or Analog

The right choice

Firefox Web Browser 
Click the pic for web nirvana. Firefox is the real thing and best of all, you finally have a legitimate alternative to the MS Explorer browser. It runs so very smooth and I haven't had any problems to speak of. It has tabbed browsing, which you're going to have to read about on their site, but I love it. And it doesn't pick up all that spyware and adware that the Explorer is such a slut(sorry women's studies) for. I can't believe I'm excited about a web browser.

...but you can't pick your friend's color

Color Picker 
Flickr Central Colr Pickr
Found this on Lifehacker. You pick a color (or shade there of) on the wheel and the corresponding color dominant pictures come up picked from the flicker community pics. Much cooler than my description.

yummy stuff

yummy blood bath 
yummy mercato
I found these guys via Josh Rubin. I'm really diggin the belts, expecially blood bath seen above which happens to be almost exactly like a new project I'm working on ( kare, I'm going to need your help). They even have these things called key ties that would fall under the heading of "advanced" if you're up on your Queer Eye lingo. (not that there's anything wrong with it)

Hide Your IPod, Here Comes Bill

Wired News
Looks like there's trouble in the ranks. There may be up to 16,000 Microsoft employees sportin' iPods. I think it's more about a love for good design/user experience. If Microsoft had a better option, they would definitely be rockin' the employee discount.

Donnie Darko does it bettah

Donnie Darko 
Donnie Darko - Director's Cut-Trailer
This is one of the freshest movies I've seen. It was the director's first movie so here is how he wanted you to see it. Side note: Bad Cat has a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. It has an amazing companion site www.donniedarko.com for those who don't completely get it at first. This movie contains one of the more intriguing monologues on smurfs you will ever experience.

My New Favorite

I'm a Fan 
Cirque Contemporary Designer Ceiling Fan
I really dig this ceiling fan and I predict it will be hanging above my head before the end of the year. Another contender is the Hampton Bay Cessna which is so sic with it's counter rotating blades.

Rock you like a Hurricane

Holding the floor down 
Here I am. In case any of you want to see what I look like. I'm the one smiling. Volcom Ltd is in no way associated with the madness that took place here. Nor do they condone binge drinking in any of its forms. Lacubrious Tempo Does.

Pimp My Rodent?

Rodent Spinners 
CritterTrail Revolution
This is the coolest mouse/hamster cage I believe I've ever seen. The whole cage is the running wheel with all the living area in the middle. It's like living in the middle of ski resort...if mice could ski and it was filled with snow, uhmmm nevermind, it's pretty cool though.

And you don't have one...

iPod shuffle
I finally got my foot...well, at least my toe in the Apple door. I'm so jacked I have to run it off a friends computer until I can make room on my hard drive. Funny how attached you can get to your porn. hahah 20" Imac, Here I come.

Boost Mobile

Wireless Phone Universal Antenna
This boosts your cell signal 3db [Read: Idaho], and from what I've read so far, it works (if you have the phones it has adapters for).

Laserpod

Laserpod
No, Apple doesn't make and Ryan doesn't own it, but I want it Gadget Madness gave it a glowing (sorry) review. Now I've got to decide between the Ipod shuffle or the laserpod. I just can't take this snowboarding.

Kidrobot

Kidrobot Store
I don't know why, but i love these f'd up toys. Check them out.

Space Invaders Invaded

Space Invaders Invaded
i've heard of this guy. I think he does mosiacs wround different cities fo the 80's geek fam Space Invaders. 10 points!

At 67, Romanian becomes oldest woman ever to give birth

ok, I was going to link to this story about the lady who decided to have children at 67, but I just couldn't do it. Who are the idiot people that decided to help her with this dream to have her own children who can watch her die of old age before they get to high school?

FJ Cruiser "affordable off-roader"

The New FJ 
FJ Cruiser
Toyota is going to build, and I will...like it. Papi le gusta!!!

Delicious Library

Monster Fueled by Caffeine
Catalog your media library, and by keeping track of your stuff you can see what your friends have. It's a pretty cool idea, but i think the Cd Repoman (The Aquabats) isn't going to be out of business anytime soon.

Shuffle Step

Apple - iPod shuffle
I'm back, cause Apple is back. The iPod shuffle. I've never really been into the whole flash drive thing (not that much memory), but this is still pretty damn cool. I bet people that already own the iPod will get this. I'd be alot less likely not to ruin this during a trip to Tahoe.

Apple iPod (20GB, fourth generation) review - MP3 players - CNET Reviews

Apple iPod
I know I've said it before, but I really want one. I've checked out all the other player and they don't really seem to compare yet. Plus the peeps have been giving me crap about not blogging (anonymous wussies).

Sucka Duckas

SUCK UK.
These guys might be my new favorite designers. Not all smug and plasticky like the other minimalist white room fillers. Check out the Key Bottle Opener.

Box and Container

CB2
Crate and Barrel does modern, well. I'm excited. No, really, I'm excited.

Rub a Dub with a Bud

d u t c h t u b
I really dig this hot tub. I've been good and I want one of these minus the naked eurotrash.

Cat Cloning

Genetic Savings and Clone .
Ok, you can have the same cat for $50,000 plus a nominal fee for gene storage. This should fill badcat with glee that Sabine can live forever...forever....forever. Dogs in 2005!!!

All I want for Xmas (besides the porn...and the midget)

XM Radio - Delphi MyFi
This is starting to get really cool. I can't wait till I have a real job again. A hand held Satalite radio! It goes for about trefity. It has five hours of recording time(yeah). Five hours of battery time (not so yeah). But, Satalite radio (instead of crappy broadcast radio) everywhere you go: Priceless.

Rat Walk...after they couldn't...walk

Stem Cells Help Paralyzed Rats Walk

Yes!

Calif. Launches $3 Billon Stem Cell Program California is finally making it's move to get this whole stem cell thing going. Sometimes this whole democratic state thing is pretty cool.

Japan 1 Germany 0

Yahoo! 'Lap Pillow' Offers Solace to Lonely Men
Just when I'm starting to feel morally challenged, the Japanese have saved me again.

Haiku time

legs bend, back arch thrust
toes curl in physical lust
come down slow curl up

Saturday

Saturday breaks and my heart aches...Saturday
Sunday has come, before we were done...but i wait for Saturday
oh, I need your love, here with me...

You take this love...

Former Pantera Guitarist Killed on Stage
ODB, now this. Sometimes it feels like the nineties are slipping away. Sometimes it feels like it's being ripped out of you hands.

guy stuff

XD Rockstar 
XD::SERIES Possibly my next wheels. Though, I think only one of you care. I'm diggin on the assault and the rockstar.

Fair Warning

Click Here
Don't say I didn't warn you...

(good) Gift Idea

Neighborhoodies -
Home of the "lacubrious" hoodie or whatever you want it to say. L got me one for my b-day last year, and I like it alot. Dr. Lacubrious approved.

Punk Rock Porn

SuicideGirls > Pin-Up Punk Rock and Goth Girls.
I love it. and. If I were to join any web site. This would be it. They are so yummy!

A Phone for the Hippies

Flowering Phone
Ok, now everyone can get a cell phone...do it...do it.

notjustanothersingersongwriter.com

Damien Rice
Here's some wisdom for the folks looking for real music out there. I've been listening to him for awhile now, but never had this kind of chance to recomend him. I think he's irish, but I know he's wicked good. Consider him recomended.

Goove Your Tube

The Groove Tube
The folks at The Groove Tube have made TV watchable again...

song in the box

I waste the day away and play
through thoughts of me by your side,
I hope you'll stay the day
and say those things that quake my insides,

A dream like love's mistake,
afraid to come awake,
surreal the lovers fear,
by morning is she here

my girl is lovely...

Naked Chics and Rockstars

Eye Street Chronicles
Does a site get anymore perfect? (and do rhetorical questions really need a question mark?) I was going to say something clever here, but I'll just stick with my friend karin is a hottie!!! And that I "envy" the artist eye. That's one vice down 6 to go. 2 down if you count the guacamole bacon cheeseburger (and fries).

In my 5.0

Royal Caribbean International - Monarch Of The Seas
Next week,while all of you are watching CSI, searching for ways to make your family members "dissappear". This is where we'll be... now don't get all butt hurt

MOSH

Shady Politics
I know alot of you don't like him but he's got something to say, and if you know me, you also know that if you don't have anything nice to say...say it anyway. Check out the Video, or miss out.

Moment of Silence

O.D.B. Dies In Studio
One twisted fucker, but he helped keep the unexpected in rap. From the Wu-tang to solo hits, he defined the unbalanced street grit of rap. Hip Hop has lost one of the greats...rest in peace Big Baby Jesus.

My Hot Rod

Cruisin'
Here's my new favorite toy (since I have to wait to lift the tacoma) I'm partial to the Paul Frank Scurvy. That's all for you...

Google Recipe Search

Google Recipe Search
This one is sweet!!! You just type in the ingredients you have and it spits out a recipe. Simple as that and invaluable for the folks that haven't had a chance to make it to market.

nonsense and conundrums

Klever as Ever
Here lies the kryptonite to your clever lingo. My friends, let me introduce to you the world of a sucka ducka from waayyy back. There are few people I would take a cruise to Mexico to celebrate our nation's thankgiving to the native americans giving the white trash of the world a place to gamble so they don't make Las Vegas any tackier...what was I talking about?...oh yeah, his lady is hot, but then, so is mine!!!

Yes on 71

Mice Brains Can Fix Themselves
Those that know me, also know I really don't delve into political arena too often, but this one is important and Bush & Co. is not going to do anything to help the situation. This is real...