Portable Porn

iNough Already 
Apple - iPod
I know, I know. apple this and apple that... But now it plays video. I hope it doesn't make me crossed eyed like when I play tiger wood's golf on my tiny cell phone screen. Some day when I'm rich, or when my mom sends me some scrilla for x-mas, I'll get one just in time to find out they put out one with more memory or holigraphic features. It think that this might be a new phobia: future DAPhobia. Hmmmm I claim it. Now everyone must site me to use the term (preferably in APA format).
Via Apple

Unicef bombs the smurfs!

They're Smurfed 
The Smurfs Get Smurfed!
Unicef got the rights to bomb smurf village in a commercial designed to shock and awe the world community to bring attention to the child victims of the wars brewing in Third World countries. Their next Victim: Gem, because she is excitment.
Via ad-rag

Mac's X-mas List

peckers 
wooden pecking woodpecker
Help little mackenzie celebrate the birth of Santa Claus. By the way I met a lady who claims to have known the actual St. Nick. She also wanted me to swat the giraffe on the wall.

For Kids?

Ride This 
rodeo ride-on ball
Latest award recipient for Unintentional Sex Object:
The Rodeo Ride-On Ball.
I think this might become a series. Email me your nominations.

I'll burn down the building

red swingline stapler 
So I have this red swingline stapler. Something is so pleasing about driving the staple through my papers and assignments. They should make a stapler that makes it look like the paper bleeds where you staple it. hmmmmm... I think I'm going to bed early tonight.

dash dash dash

I F'ing hate perforated pages. I think it was invented by the retarded brother of someone really rich to trick people into thinking you can actually rip something in a clean line only to be left with a huge gouge out of the previously unharmed page. *&^*%!!!

Clash of Titans

snator 
python, alligator dead in Florida's swampland

Google Desktop

Google Desktop
I know some of you may have already heard of this, but I finally downloaded it. So far so good. It has some type of almost creepy intuitive thing about it. I tells you the local temp, news, clips from your favorite blogs (which I didn't tell it), pictures from you hardrive and websites. All this and it incorporates your own hardrive into googles search window. Crazy stuff.

Mac's x-mas list

iz 
/ :: Z I Z Z L E :: /
Here's furbie cousin. I think he's a dj groupie. by messing with his ears and nose you can control all types of beats and sounds. And if you flick the dingle berry on his head he make some sort of scratching sound. All that and you don't have to put up with 13 year old girls swinging glow sticks at your junk. Unless you're into that.

Snooze Whores

Sonic Grenade 
Sonic Alarm
"Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic "fire in the hole" and lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That's not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. It's stupid, and brilliant, and will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not." Something like 16 bucks, F'in rad!!!
Via Boing Boing

Google Search Tips 2005

Google Search Tips 2005
Found this one on Lifehacker. Pretty self-explainatory, but very helpful.

Bear Fucker 
Excuse me...Bear Fucker, are you in need of assistance?

Modern Design Bizzle

No bitch's bowl 
WETNoZ
I think I've already put these up, but I dig them so much. When I'm richer (when I grow up). I'm going to get my pups these sweet dog dishes. So they can relish in the bling lost when their nutsacks were deblingified.

big doog 

The Landcruiser

my other baby 
Landcruiser Heritage
As many of you might know. I love my 'Cruiser. I plan to get her running again, but until then I can learn all about her parents.

Post Secret

just pretend 
PostSecret
Hey, it's not just you, you wack job...It's me too. But not necessarily this one.

Control-alt-delete

It's days like these that I need a reset. I need to chill out of the anxiety and remember how good I've got it. Help me, because my life is going very well, I have a real life family that amazes me more everyday, and a group of friends that just blows me the fuck away. So, thanks peeps, I'm going to try to exhale now.

The Applrola NAZR

NAZR
This is just re-blogged from Gizmodo, but I thought they made a pretty solid arguement.

Nanu Nano?

iPod nano 
iPod nano
Yes, more iPod stuff from Apple. I haven't even finished touching myself over the shuffle and apple gets all nano on me. 2(500 songs) and 4(1000 songs)GB sizes of flash drivey goodness in an "impossibly small design". For the techtarded out there, this means it has no moving parts and you would have to break it to skip it. The nano part comes in the dimensions: 3.5x1.6x0.27 inches and only 1.5 ounces. All that and it has a color screen and the now famous apple click wheel. There's even a black one, for those that can't go back. Hold on, I'm getting my sock...

thinner... (semi obscure King reference) 

cooper's so cute 

Sight for Bright Eyes

Nike MaxSight
Nike has now found out how to become part of your body with their new "Sport Enhancing" contact lenses. They come in two colors (orange and blue/green) for different lighting conditions and you don't even need a prescription to look like an idiot.