RIP...Now gimme my money

RipMobile
I know you have old cell phones in a drawer somewhere. You were totally gonna sell them on eBay, but now what? RIP Mobile will recycle your phone and give you credit that you can use at some pretty decent stores. And if you're feeling green, you can use it to for Terrapass credit to offset your gas guzzler.

Holy Shnikeys!!!

One more reason to feel lamer than Laird Hamilton. Well this and that his wife can kick your ass.

Boom shaka laka

  
Oddica
Somebody found a sic T-shirt site before Kleverasever.

X-mas list

mewan meizu 
MEIZU MP3 PLAYER
Please help us celebrate the birth of Santa Claus by buying me the Meizu Portable Media Player. Only $219 for 4 Gigabits of flashy goodness. It's not even made by Apple. Now if B started to like women, the apocalypse would be just around the corner.

Herbie the Love Golf?

Hello Dave. 
The self-driving Golf
So the Stanford Darpa Crawled along to win the challenge and VW has a GTi Golf that can self-drive to it's 150 mph max speed? Better than it's own drivers? WTF?

I'm boxy

Bling Box 
Scion t2b Concept
I would buy this, even if they called it a minivan.

Web Page Peep Show

Browster 
Browster - Fastest Way to Browse
I've been trying this out for about a week now. And my verdict is: So nice. You just mouse over any link (in Firefox and Explorer) and it pops up in a clickable preview window without having to open the whole page. Saves time in searches and it's a free download (with no spyware), so just go try it. LT approved.
Update: I ended up uninstalling it. It's very annoying. It would be better if it were only on the search pages.

Thou shall not steal...Especially if you're a skeevy Idiot

How NOT to steal a SideKick II
Hahahhaa some dumb chic stole a T-mobile sidekick that she found in a taxi and proceeded to take sleezy pictures of herself. The problem is Sidekick send any pics taken to the users account, so they have pics of this so very intelligent perp.
"Some people are asking how we have their pics and AOL name. The way a Sidekick works, is that when u use it, all the data on it get’s uploaded automatically to the T-Mobile server. So pictures u have taken, AOL names and passwords u have used, etc are all on the server. So when my friend turned on her new Sidekick and put her new SIM card in, all the data downloaded on to her phone. And that’s how we have everything. "
Update:"Tonight, the NYPD picked up Sasha, the girl that either paid for the Sidekick from a cabbie, on the subway, or got it from her mother—their story isn't quite straight yet."
Via Gizmodo

06-06-06

nananannaaaa sataaan nanananaaaa 
Curiosity, humor surround June 6, 2006: "In 1980, a TV host and others rigged the number 666 to come up in a Pennsylvania lottery drawing. It's a number that is part of every UPC barcode on groceries (a coincidence according to the code's inventor). With biblical coding, 666 also is the number for the WWW of the World Wide Web.

The math of 666 is also open to biblical interpretation and manipulation. Just points out that 666 is the sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel. Other oddities include variations on pi and products of prime number multiplication."

And from the more reasonable Mind Control forum:
"EVERY BARCODE HAS THIS 666 MARK OF THE BEAST.

PART OF THE SECRET WORLD GOVERNMENT AGENDA TOWARD THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS TO HAVE EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN WORLD MICROCHIPPED BEFORE THE YEAR 2005. EACH INJECTED MICROPCHIP WILL CONTAIN COMPLETE DETAILS OF THE INDIVIDUAL INCLUDING A PERSONALLY NUMBERED BARCODE.

MICROCHIP RESEARCH SCIENTISTS DECLARE THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE PLACE IN THE BODY TO BE MICROCHIPPED (DUE TO BODY TEMPERATURE) IS IN THE BACK OF THE HAND OR FOREHEAD.

A MICROCHIPPED PERSON CAN BE VERY EASILY LOCATED AND MONITORED WHEREVER THEY ARE FROM ANY OF THE MIND CONTROL COMPUTER CENTRES ALREADY IN OPERATION AROUND THE GLOBE.

TECHNICALLY, THIS IS ACHIEVED VIA THE (SO-CALLED) MOBILE PHONE NETWORK AND MOBILE PHONE ANTENNAS AND MASTS NOW COVERING EVERY DENSELY POPULATED AREA IN THE WESTERN WORLD AND ARE CONTINUALLY BEING ERECTED AT AN ALARMING RATE.

MORE IMPORTANTLY HOWEVER, A MICROCHIPPED PERSON CAN EASILY BE (AND WILL BE) MANIPULATED AND CONTROLLED BY THE TRANSMITTING OF SPECIFIC MICROWAVE AND ELF FREQUENCIES TO THE BRAIN VIA THE MICROCHIP THAT CAN TOTALLY ALTER A PERSONS NORMAL THOUGHT AND EMOTIONAL PATTERNS AND THEREFORE BEHAVIOURAL RESPONSES.

DON'T BE A ROBOT - DON'T BE MICROCHIPPED!! "

Personally I think that ALLCAPS quote deserved THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

Freckle past a hair.

What time is it? 
Fossil
I think I've put this one up before but I dig it so much. I might start wearing watches again.

And it'll open your beer (maybe)

let's magyver this bitch, where's the duct tape? Shippert Medical Technologies Corporation:
"Lifestat Emergency Airway Device
LifeStat is an emergency airway device for use in respiratory obstruction or failure. This innovative device facilitates a lifesaving method (cricothyroid notch) in emergencies when other efforts have failed. LifeStat is small and light enough to fit on your key ring, in your pocket, or in your emergency kit."
Yes, I finally get to live out my ER fantasy (nothing to do with George Clooney you sick batards) and trache someone in public.

100 miles on four ounces of water

Found On Road Dehydrated 
Water Power
So there's this guy, and he says he's converted a Ford (why?) Escort to run on 4 ounces Water (H20) which is converted to to HH0 (sounds like h2o?) and it will drive 100 trouble-free miles (farther than most Escorts). I haven't heard any top speeds, but things are looking up in Hummer-land.
Via Mobile Mag
Upon further research, this really isn't adding up unless he found a new and more efficient version of electrolysis. If this is the case, then that (electrolysis) would be the breakthrough.

Why so high?

PS3 Pricing
$600 for the PS3, I don't see the big deal, but here's one person's take on it.

The Sheep Market

The Sheep Market
"The Sheep market is a collection of 10,000 sheep created by workers on Amazon's Mechanical Turk. Each worker was paid $ .02 (US) to draw a sheep facing left.."
Some of them couldn't get the facing left part right. It kinda cool though. When you select one of the ten thousand sheep, it shows it actually being drawn. It's the best sheep herd since Brokeback, right B?
Via Digg

Phat Facts

"...100 calories [a day] may seem harmless, but over two and a half weeks that's approximately an extra 1,700 calories. This is equivalent to about a half a pound of body fat. That's about 10 pounds of body fat, per year."
Via Anne Collins
Also see Hughston Health Alert

My ninja

Porche, you got punked!

Ariel Atom
Since machodiesel can't post to save his right hand. I have to duty of sharing this with you.
"The company has just finished testing the Yankee Atom in Arizona at General Motors’ proving grounds with a 2.0L, 245-hp Ecotec engine. GM engineers were on hand and reportedly mighty impressed by the little car’s trip to 60 that took only 2.8 seconds."
And I haven't even mentioned the 300-hp Supercharged Civic Type-R engine option.
Autoblog
It's faster than a ____.
Via J Izzle

speachless 

Watermat

oh good, the twins came 
WatermatOnly 50 pounds and 11⁄4" thick, it supports up to 1,500 pounds on the surface of the water. Just unroll on to the water's surface and it's ready to use. There's nothing to inflate and nothing to pump. Constructed of durable closed-cell foam, the Watermat will never burst, pop, leak, or disappoint.Unrolls in seconds into to a massive 20' by 6' mat.One side is carpeted to ensure stability and traction.The other side is slippery for sliding fun. Oh, and only six bills.

Lake time 

Run Forrest Run

Poweriser
Imagine a world where people ran around on stilts. Imagine if those people could get laid... sorry I can't do it. But these this still look pretty damn fun. When running you can make strides of 12 to 16 feet and jump vertically up to 6 feet. It might help in my quest to catch a squirrel with my bare hands.
Via Treehugger

Militant Lesbian Approved 

One inch punch

It was this or Anna Nicoles supremem court craziness. Personaly, if anyone can take one for the team like that, she deserves it. Besides, Bruce Lee is pretty frickin' cool. To watch video, punch the dork in the nose.
Via Digg