My first pod cast!!!

Here's the instructions. get a tape recoder and read this entry into it. then record it onto your computer in mp3/aac, and den find it in iTunes (cause the apple-Man says their the coolest) here goes:
Bien venidos! to the first lacubrioustempo pod cast in history, everyone here listening to this is just realizing how wierd their voice sounds recorded. and just in case you were wondering you really do sound like that nasaly freak you hear in your very white ear buds. I have to work today and that sucks harder than a drunk attention craving sorrority girl at a frat house. and no, they won't respect you in the morning, or later that night for that matter. And how did i miss the memo: All frat freaks in chico, can all of you start dressing like kanye west. This outfit includes(but is not limited to) one "light red" polo shirt with the collar turned up. If you can manage to fit one size smaller it will make your chico girlfriend's innertube look alittle smaller. (end of memo)

Chico Back

Ok, here goes...Ladies of the greater Chico area, just because you can squeeze your ass into those pants, does not...I repeat, DOES NOT mean you should wear them in public. The combination of this and the too tiny, too short top compresses a once reasonable amount of fluff into an inner tube just above your now artificially shrunken ass. For the love of all that is holy...Stop at once! Think of the children...

Prefabulous

Clever little thing 
I was planning for later when we're really really rich and have a vacation getaway or two. I would like one near a lake and one in the snow or maybe just one next to Lake Tahoe. I wanted them small and cozy so there was less to destroy and more importantly, less to clean. I think both of these can be had (prebuilt, transported and installed on your property) for less than $100,000. Of course there are options to stack ore connect more to expand them to your liking, but I'm diggin on the small and simple tip. For my snow house I really like the Clever Mini seen above, but I don't know about that roof line. Then for the lake there is the Wee House with it's wall to wall and ceiling to floor windows on the back and front sides. Beautiful simplicity and I'll just fill'em with futons so everyone can sleep over.

No more pricks?

Sugar Watch 
Glucoband
This might be good for some people that are planning on getting diabetes.
"The Glucoband is a compact electronic scanning device that utilizes a bio-electromagnetic resonance phenomenon to non-invasively measure blood glucose levels in the human body, and to continuously monitor the blood glucose level."
but wait there's more... I tells time.

Pocket DLP Projector & Home Theater System

Movie Time 
Pocket Projector
I don't know any one with pockets this big but this small projector would be pretty nice for some covert swat movie watching or something. Actually i really don't know the point. They say camping. I say porno under the stars.
Via Gizmodo

Tivoli Audio

Model Satellite 
Tivoli Audio
You can add this to my wish list. It's the Tivoli Henry Kloss radio with Sirius Satellite radio. I would really want it if you could use one subscription to Sirius for your car and other recievers, so that and the cheddah are probably going to keep me from getting it. The righteous alternative (which I probably will eventually get is Tivoli PAL (portable audio laboratory) which is a very clean and simple am/fm radio to whilch you can plug auxilary audio devices (i.e. cd player, iPods, etc.). It also comes in all sorts of silly colors.

Lazer Tag

Lazer Tag 
Lazertag 2-Player Deluxe Set
This would be soooo cool in Idaho. I think I could be much more lethal with lazer light. I would be at least be more dangerous to a pizza box than I was with a revolver. This is not the lazer tag from our childhood. LCD on the gun and Heads up display in the included glasses. Radical!

What's that Song?

411-SONG
-Here's the Drill
-Hear a song you dig.
-Call (866) 411-SONG.
-Wait for the beep and hold your cell near the speaker for just 15 seconds.
-They identify the song and text you with all the song info (artist and song name).
Pretty easy, right?

Eeee Eeeee Eeeee Eeeee...

Moonbeam 
Moonbeam Alarm Clock:
I really think someday an alarm clock beeping will be the last sound I ever hear as I grip my left arm, eyes roll back in my head. That's why I want this alarm clock. I saw it in the movie In Good Company (to which there is a whole side story involving the trouble prospect of relating to the father intead of the 26 year old, because of the new situation L's belly is growing into). but I digress. I hate the alarm clock sound and this one starts with no sound.
"This is a Westclox remake of the classic 'Moonbeam' electric alarm clock from the 1950s. A 1950 magazine advertisement for the electric alarm clock noted '…harken to the wondrous workings of the Moonbeam! …this completely different kind of electric ‘alarm’ calls you silently.' Yes, Moonbeam’s first call is silent, a blinking light that will not disturb the rest of the family. But if you ignore the light, Moonbeam adds a cheerful, audible alarm........what could be more civilized? Glass lens. Lighted dial, snooze alarm, battery back-up. All the modern conveniences! "

Passionate Love

Love has two factors: physical arousal(any type) and cognitive appraisal. And if one type is stimulated it can enhance the other. "adrenaline makes the heart grow fonder"?

Scoot This...

Yamaha divide 
[YAMAHA] DIVIDE
Here's a nice little electric scooter that doesn't look like a camping flash light. It fold with the push of a button. Not much more info on it yet, but I would like to see an off road version. If I got one of these it might be enough to make up for my fossil fuel habit, and it's so pretty I might be allowed to keep it in the house.
via Treehugger

Your kids eye color.

eye 
What Color Eyes Would Your Children Have?
What will your mini-me's eyes look like? It's very straight foward and way cooler looking than the tic tac toe thing we did in high school bio. And incase you're wondering, Mackenzie's eye color will be brown... or green..well maybe even blue.
Via Lifehacker

I'll be ok...

Wakin' up, and I can't get out of bed,
with all these spiders in my head,
so I'll just close my eyes and hope they go away.

Wakin' up, and I don't know what to do with myself,
something is so wrong with myself,
there's no way I'll make it through the day.

I'll be ok...I'll be ok...
just you wait and see.
I'll be ok...I'll be ok...
don't worry, don't worry 'bout me.

Takin' up, all the slack for all things that aren't done,
who said this was gonna be fun,
I can barely move my mouth to speak.

Makin' up, for the people in my life I've let down,
please forgive this sorry, sad clown,
look for problems, all I find is me.

I'll be ok...I'll be ok...
just you wait and see.
I'll be ok...I'll be ok...
don't worry, don't wait up for me.
don't worry, don't worry 'bout me.

Am I too sorry for myself,
let's just hope that they can't tell,
this might not end well...

Wakin' up, and I can't get out of bed,
with all these spiders in my head,
so I'll just close my eyes, and hope I float away...

Pea Mouth Chub

Portrayed by Actress 

Is dating a pirate! argggggh!

(This may or may not be her, I do not have the most reliable sources.)

Sharps Safety

melt here 
Disintegrator Plus™: Harnessing the Power of Plasma
I work in a hospital and people seem to stick them selves all the time with all sort of pointy things that might have nasty stuff on them. The device uses plasma to melt those dangerous needles down to a bb chunk.
via Medgadget

Google Maps

Google Maps
Google Maps now has Satallite shots as an option. Some areas are able to zoom better than others, but it still looks pretty damn cool.

Xtra-Google

Xtra-Google - Best of Google on one page
This site shows you all the google options instead of just the sparse search window.

Mantra

You are only as real as they think you are.

Voodoo Knife Holder Now For Sale

Voodo knife holder 
Voodoo Knife Holder Now For Sale
Kleverasever needs this! I reblogged this from gizmodo:
"We are glad to inform you that Voodoo 5-Knife Holder Display will be available for sale in June, 2005. The sale price is set for $40.00 USD. As we really care and would like all of your inquiries to be processed in the shortest period of time we ask you to place your order at your earliest convenience. Please specify how many Voodoo sets you are ready to purchase from us. We will inform you what the shipping costs are when we finalize the order."

Who you gonna call?

ghost that feeds 
NIN vs. Ghostbusters
Remember that garageband stuff Trent Reznor was doing? Here is someone who managed to mash NIN with the ghostbusters theme song and make it work. For you Federererer fans, there is also a NIN vs. Toxic mash up.